tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356197986908430372.post7677186747788366569..comments2012-09-12T22:56:51.785-07:00Comments on Memories Of A White Trash Boyhood: At 17Ervin A.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13156626903401349001noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356197986908430372.post-22487065324841169582008-06-22T02:19:00.000-07:002008-06-22T02:19:00.000-07:00Definitely not all at once, Kelly, heh. I have ver...Definitely not all at once, Kelly, heh. I have very clear memories of my youth and all of the things I tried to have sex with once I discovered the joys of masturbation. I remember taking a shower one day and thinking that my penis might fit inside a shampoo bottle. It didn't fit in the first bottle, but it fit snugly into the second. Shampoo bottles are a bit, you know, uncomfortable, so then I moved on to fruits and veggies. But only briefly. I guess the point is: when puberty hits, nothing in the house is safe. :)<BR/><BR/>...Ervin...Ervin A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13156626903401349001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356197986908430372.post-39539424893387431002008-06-19T17:27:00.000-07:002008-06-19T17:27:00.000-07:00"I haven’t had sex with anything except my left ha...<I>"I haven’t had sex with anything except my left hand, a bottle of shampoo, a photo of Molly Ringwald, and a grapefruit."</I><BR/><BR/>Is it wrong that my first thought was, One at a time, or all together?<BR/><BR/>Part of me wanted to cheer that you finally got what you had been trying for for what seems like so long. And part of me wanted to smack you upside the head for, well, for being like every other teenage boy I ever knew. I guess that's a sign that you're a gifted writer, that you can evoke such a wide range of reactions.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01085448353636309520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356197986908430372.post-55328499430719427142008-06-17T18:56:00.000-07:002008-06-17T18:56:00.000-07:00I have to admit I was curious about the grapefruit...I have to admit I was curious about the grapefruit, too. My warped little imagination tried out all kinds of scenarios. LOL <BR/><BR/>I remember too clearly, way back when I was a girl, listening to a friend of mine telling about a friend of hers. Seems she was a virgin when she arrived at a particular party and, under the influence of some pretty heavy peer pressure, let herself be escorted to the nearest bedroom and relieved of that pesky virgin problem. She said she kept her eyes shut the whole time because she didn't want to see what was happening. *shudder* <BR/><BR/>At least you had a willing partner and an established relationship.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356197986908430372.post-55977581420507107522008-06-13T22:27:00.000-07:002008-06-13T22:27:00.000-07:00I believe the grapefruit was a failed experiemnt, ...I believe the grapefruit was a failed experiemnt, but an experiment nonetheless. Wow, it was so strange writing about losing my virginity. I remember a lot of peer pressure at the time, because all of my friends had already had sex, and I felt like I was the last virgin on the planet. So, at that moment in my life, I had but one thing on my mind. S-E-X. It was a traumatic, but ultimately freeing experience. I can look back now at the idiot I was then and laugh. I mean, I'm still an idiot, but maybe slightly less of an idiot. :)<BR/><BR/>..Ervin...Ervin A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13156626903401349001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356197986908430372.post-32281816388861593782008-06-13T20:12:00.000-07:002008-06-13T20:12:00.000-07:00I agree with everything Sasha just said. It's a go...I agree with everything Sasha just said. It's a good thing you grew up because if I'd known you at 17 I'd have had to smack you. Of course, you seem to be pretty typical 17 regarding girls.<BR/><BR/>But I have to ask... a grapefruit? <BR/><BR/>Sarahskirbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16405469696928760777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8356197986908430372.post-58743648904139290322008-06-13T12:22:00.000-07:002008-06-13T12:22:00.000-07:00Okay, I think this is my third time by and I'm det...Okay, I think this is my third time by and I'm determined to leave a comment this time. Try to imagine me making helpless hand gestures. That would be me trying to figure out how to explain how I feel about this one. *insert another helpless gesture* What can I say? I wanted to laugh. I wanted to cry. I wanted to give you a big old hug, and then knock some sense into your seventeen year old head. So, once again, just let me say: OMG!!! That was great! There is something so visceral about your writing I'm always left feeing just a little wobbly. Love it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com